RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE KIDS: 1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper (Yours truly) 2. The owner of the ball decides who plays. 3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot. 4. The match only ends when everyone was tired. 5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the last team to score. 6. No referee and lines men. You could run with the ball even behind the goal post. 7. If you dont participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban 8. If youre picked last, you re a loser. 9. The guy who s never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree when it got stuck,under the car or tunnel to play in the next game. 10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed, game over. 11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper incase of a penalty . 12) everybody is a refree. 13) if the soccer is played in your compound you are a shop. Na true or Lie Abeg?Post this funny but true article:RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE KIDS: 1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper (Yours truly) 2. The owner of the ball decides who plays. 3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot. 4. The match only ends when everyone was tired. 5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the last team to score. 6. No referee and lines men. You could run with the ball even behind the goal post. 7. If you dont participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban 8. If youre picked last, you re a loser. 9. The guy who s never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree when it got stuck,under the car or tunnel to play in the next game. 10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed, game over. 11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper incase of a penalty . 12) everybody is a refree. 13) if the soccer is played in your compound you are a shop. Na true or Lie?
Posted on: Mon, 21 Jul 2014 08:19:49 +0000