#Repost THE ENTIRE BIBLE EXPLAINED IN ONE FACEBOOK POST: GENESIS GOD: Alright, you two, don’t do one thing. Other than that, have fun. ADAM & EVE: Okay. SATAN: You should do the thing. ADAM & EVE: Okay. GOD: What happened? ADAM & EVE: We did the thing. GOD: Guys… THE REST OF THE OLD TESTAMENT GOD: You are my people, and you should not do the things. PEOPLE: We won’t do the things. GOD: Good. PEOPLE: We did the things. GOD: Guys… THE GOSPELS JESUS: I am the Son of God, and even though you have done the things, the Father and I still love you and want you to live. Don’t do the things anymore. HEALED PEOPLE: Okay! Thank you! OTHER PEOPLE: We’ve never seen him do the things, but he probably does the things when no one is looking. JESUS: I have never done the things. OTHER PEOPLE: We’re going to put you on trial for doing the things. PILATE: Did you do the things? JESUS: No. PILATE: He didn’t do the things. OTHER PEOPLE: Kill him anyway. PILATE: Okay. JESUS: Guys… PAUL’S LETTERS PEOPLE: We did the things. PAUL: Jesus still loves you, and because you love Him, you have to stop doing the things. PEOPLE: Okay. PAUL’S LETTERS PART II PEOPLE: We did the things. PAUL: Guys… REVELATION JOHN: When Jesus comes back, there will be no more people who do the things. In the meantime, stop doing the things. THE END!
Posted on: Wed, 26 Nov 2014 11:23:39 +0000
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