Ryan Stephen Thornton I think its close enough to Christmas now for a themed pun run. Dont worry though, I will not pun on Christmas day traditions, thatll be crackers! I dont want to get too serious either, Ill keep it fairy-light hearted. Im too skint to buy presents this year, everything is too deer. I may have to go robin. True story, thats snow joke. I feel Im getting a frosty reception here! Will someone still buy me my Xmas donkey? I need it to get in the muletime spirit. Gotta be honest, I wrote most of these puns yesterday. Was gonna go out instead but the weather was bad, not sure what it was like near you, but it reined-here. My friends Lee and Beth have knitted me a lovely jumper last year. Beth-Lee-Hem. Wonder if theyll do it again. Oh well, need to stop looking back and think about the present. Suppose Ill keep up with my traditions. Every Xmas day I say the alphabet. All of it, other than the 12th letter. No-(e)l. I once dropped my Xmas cake near my friend, it landed just next to her foot. It just misshertoe. Holly shit that one was bad. James is away at xmas, so Ill be on my own all evening and my tele has broke. Looks like itll be a silent night. Oh well, Ill just invite Mrs Clause round. Weve slept together before, I now refer to her as Saint Knickerless. He never found out, hes was too busy taking selfies. He calls them north polearoids. O.K I admit it, that last joke wasnt mine. Ive stollen it. Join in with the puns, I deer you? Want me to stop yet? Fairy nough. Youve got a point, I better wrap this up. Really finding it hard to go, gonna have to be shepard along.
Posted on: Tue, 16 Dec 2014 17:45:49 +0000
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