SCHOOL: A place where Dad pays and Son plays. LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. NURSE: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. MARRIAGE: Its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. DIVORCE: Future tense of Marriage. LECTURE: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. COMPROMISE : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. DICTIONARY : A place where success comes before work. CONFERENCE ROOM : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. FATHER : A banker provided by nature. CRIMINAL : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught. BOSS : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. POLITICIAN : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. DOCTOR : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. CLASSIC : Books, which people praise, but do not read. SMILE : A curve that can set alot of things straight. OFFICE : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. YAWN : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. ETC : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. COMMITTEE : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. EXPERIENCE : The name men give to their mistakes. ATOM BOMB : An invention to end all inventions. PHILOSPHER : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Posted on: Thu, 04 Sep 2014 12:21:13 +0000
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