...STOP PRESS: Information emanating from the Flagstaff House is indeed THE sign of the times. Deep throat sources tell me that the President, and his core staff/kitchen cabinet, are in such a panic over #RedFriday, and a potential #FlashMob protest over the FSHs lawns, that they are inspecting undies of all other staff (male and female) and visitors on business at the FSH! I understand all staff were warned not to wear any clothing and accessory close to red in colour on #RedFriday. It is however feared that people might wear red undies, and potentially display them on the lawns, take pictures, and post them on social media. Hence the undies inspection this morning! There is talk of long queues of angry staff and visitors at the place, reaching near mutinous proportions! I hereby call on the Ghana Police to quickly dispatch its Anti-Riot Squad to the FSH to prevent an explosion of emotions! Meanwhile, I am told, the President, who is a Vandal, and a lover of Red Shirts, was nearly lynched by his own staff when he showed up this morning in a deep, crimson red T-Shirt, singing Vandal Spirituals! Ayeka, My People...#RedFriday is On! :-D
Posted on: Fri, 11 Jul 2014 10:13:08 +0000
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