So anyway at the lake at tamnies a commune supplied senior lifeguard is there to ensure our safety in the mostly chest deep water. At 11 am, to tune of Marseilles, ( not sure if this is true) the drapeau vert is raised and the bagnade interdite sign is covered up and the people may then swim in the zone designated by yellow markers. This is reversed at 7pm drapeau vert lowered and bagnade interdite signs reappear and life guard goes off duty. according to article cinq of of regulation covering the lake you can now choose to swim and drown but the commune takes no responsibility. Unseemliness occurred yesterday afternoon when revolutionaries kez and blight chose to breach the yellow marker buoys and began swimming outside them. It was 6.50 and our lifeguard sprang into action. First verbally warning our two robiespierres that they were breaching the rules. Totally ignored by the two shielas who were pounding down the lake like a couple of thorpeys on world record pace, he set off the siren and took to the megaphone. Blight briefly thought it was the shark alarm which she thought unusual in a freshwater lake 200ks from the sea. Tooing and froing ensued and a citoyen joined the revolt shouting back leave them alone they were not even French (not sure what this meant as nothing I saw in aforementioned articles dealt with immunity from regulations by foreign nationals. Or did she mean they are not french who cares if they drown?) She then brought bastille day forward by shaking her fist at the lifeguard and shouting liberte. For the sake of peace our ladies ducked back under barrier.their ally continued with her free character assessment of life guard. He was a fou a fascists and a symbol of how far france had fallen under the totalitarian jackboot of French bureaucracy.but as it was now 7pm lifeguard was off duty and he left. Anarchy ensued and the lake was full of people swimming outside marker buoys. We going after 7pm today.i love France.
Posted on: Fri, 12 Jul 2013 06:15:05 +0000
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