Sometimes youre fumbling for something to post here - how many pics of mangoes do you guys need to see? - and then, like manna from heaven, something falls in your lap. If you havent already, check it out: clarionledger/story/dailyledes/2014/04/22/oxford-mayor-dollar-stores-diversity/8016799/ Ive finally realized whats wrong with the store. THERES TOO MUCH DAMN DIVERSITY UP IN HERE!!! You ever pull your head out of the tomatoes and look around? Its like a freaking Benetton ad. All kinds of colors, all kinds of political views, religious beliefs, personal values. If our store had a baby, it would look like Halle Berry, wear a headscarf, vote Green Party and speak Chinese. How the hell am I going to get Oxford Square prices for produce if you people insist on hanging out with folks from different backgrounds? Theres only one solution. Race is a sensitive topic around here, but it needs to be addressed. Certain people are ruining the store. I need a moment to speak honestly with a segment of our customer base. If youre not in this group, please respect our privacy and move on. Dear White People, Cmon. You knew it couldnt last forever. The store and you. Its like were a mayo on white bread sandwich and youre on the Atkins diet. Weve grown so far apart. Its almost like were country, but youre country AND western. Dont make this hard on both of us. Maybe you can hook up with Kroger. They seem to be really into you people. And well always have the good times. Remember the organic quinoa? Shopping for the perfect socks to match your sandals? Dont look so sad. Maybe someday one of you will grow up to be president. Sincerely, Farmers Market
Posted on: Thu, 24 Apr 2014 12:50:01 +0000
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