Still on chicken situation and sundry matters! Recall I went one kind shopping, better put, buying yesterday evening, and on my way back, nemesis caught up with me by the method of shidren lacking picture of old man in their homes thrown bangers at me. If you are wondering the difference between shopping and buying, let me break it down as usual; 1. Shopping is done with some cool looking ladies smiling at you and pointing you in the direction of bankruptcy-inducing sections in a building fully air-conditioned and perfumed whereas buying is carried out with sharp-tongued women ready to tell you your full life, provoked or not, with you smelling the assembly of odours from foodstuff, human armpits and chemicals too numerous to mention. 2. In buying, there is always change. Worst comes to worse, the trader will ask you to pick an item of equivalent value to your change cos money seems to have some special glue to their hands. Your truly cashes in on that weakness and ALWAYS points at something of HIGHER VALUE and I usually get it! However, the effizy and formings during shopping cant let you ask for your change, sometimes a whooping N237.67k! You just put your hand in your pocket, tilt your head one kind and mutter something like keep it, never mind, its alright! Me? Im past all of that! You are likely to hear deacon say Aunty, can I have my balance please?! It kept drawing one kind look from them, and also other forming shoppers until POS started getting popular. I got a three-word magic line: CAN I SWIPE? From the counter girls, the look is usually a mixture of 70% you this stingy man and 20% hmmmmm, see smart guy. Figure out the other 10% for yourself! Other SHOPPERS are likely to throw on or two glances of see correct guy or Wetin this one dey feel like. As for me? I aint getting cheated one bit! This kind of wisdom only comes with Deacon position which is why I have been encouraging you guys to be more commuted to Church building project. Your contributions go a loooong way! 3. In shopping you hear sweet music, in buying, you hear all sorts of things, gossip, cursing, gutter talk, political arguments, chicken squeaking, abokina arguing as usual, that you just have to make music if you wanna hear one and risk being given fresh coconut water! Now back to my former gist. I noticed something in the buying I went; FOOD PRICES DIDNT RISE THIS YEAR! My friend took me to a popular Hausa Market for the shopping, sorry, buying, and I asked the Hausa woman we bought rice from repeatedly and she was pointing her finger to the ground and heavens and swearing food prices DIDNT RISE! Not CNN, AIT, Channels or Vanguard, Na market women! Well, I quickly did what I do best. I asked her if she knows why food prices didnt rise, she said no. I now told her of the TRANSFORMATION IN THE AGRICULTURAL SECTOR, that its whats responsible for our producing our own rice now and increase in production of other food items. She was just nodding in agreement and admitted later she was not informed. One more vote taken away from Grandpa Buhari and added to TRANSFORMATION AGENDA! I no do politics oh, I just reported what I saw o! Today na Christmas o! I didnt say #VOTEGEJ2015 o, though I know you will vote him, minus the WAN people of course! Ehe, if you didnt buy NIGERIAN RICE, you need to repent and come to church later with your atonement offering. Insert a note in your offering envelope stating I convinced you. Im running for one kind post in the deacons committee.
Posted on: Thu, 25 Dec 2014 08:09:22 +0000
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