THE STORY OF CESC FABREGAS Cesc Febregas is like a Spanish woman, married to an English man in North London for eight years. During that period, she was barren and unproductive with many miscarriages. The husband endured all the humiliation that goes with a barren marriage for eight good years and soon got tired. To save face, both parties resolved to call off the marriage by mutual consent as Fabregas was allowed to return to her parents in Barcelona. After some years at home, neighbours started asking the usual questions. When will you go back to your husband? Why must you leave your matrimonial home? Why cant you endure with your husband Mr Arsenal, the babies will surely come? Out of shame and disgrace, she travelled to London with her parents to beg a man she loves so much. But unfortunately Mr Arsenal has found a new wife in Mesut Ozil the German damsel with magical feet who only after one year in his house gave birth to a bouncing baby trophy called THE ENGLISH FA CUP. Disappointed and dejected, Fabregas settled in the other side of London, that is West London and got married to a less romantic, less appealing Mr Chelsea. There, she is eager to find love again. She wants to be accepted again. But the BIG QUESTION is: Will She soon discover that, unlike with Mr Arsenal where endurance was his watchword, Mr Chelsea is much more brutal and uncompromising, If you fail to be productive in two years, you will be sent back to your parents (in Barcelona) or to any other Man dat is ready to Marry U? (She can ask madam MATA). Bad enough, her new husband in Stamford Bridge is now sterile and impotent after failing to make any woman pregnant in the last two years. (ask Mrs Madrid). Two Big Questions come to mind: Can Mr Chelsea get Fabregas pregnant with trophies this season? Or should we expect Otherwise? Well, we wait....... I learnt my lesson from this story, what of you???
Posted on: Tue, 19 Aug 2014 23:01:38 +0000
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