The first time I broke my two front teeth, I was 8 years old and - TopicsExpress



          

The first time I broke my two front teeth, I was 8 years old and my brother pushed me too fast on a playground rocking horse. I flew into its metal head and began my habit of breaking my falls with my head. The next, I was 21, duty manager at a nightclub in Auckland, New Zealand, and escorting a drunk patron from the premises. He began to fall, I thought, so I stepped forward to catch him, as he put his hands on the ground and donkey-kicked back - two new caps needed and I made sure they were the best. Last night, I combined high-heeled boots with no tread, wet cobblestones and free-flowing red wine and, once again, broke my fall with my head. Result - a fat lip and a chipped front tooth cap - all my own work this time! And despite November/Movember/#30 days being over, my scary male friends and family members getting to shave and mandatory thankfulness complete, Im thankful for James Burns, his cats, coffee, wife and updates . . .
Posted on: Sun, 01 Dec 2013 01:37:27 +0000

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