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The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello?” “Hello, is this the FBI?” “Yes. What do you want?” “I’m calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.” “Thank you very much for the call, sir.” The next day, the FBI agents descend on Thibodeaux’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at Thibodeaux and leave. The phone rings at Thibodeaux’s house. “Hey, Adrian! Did the FBI come?” “Yeah!” “Did they chop your firewood?” “Yep” “Great, now it’s your turn to call. I need my garden plowed.”
Posted on: Wed, 04 Dec 2013 17:26:18 +0000

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