The very first Thanksgiving happened when a big frozen turkey - TopicsExpress



          

The very first Thanksgiving happened when a big frozen turkey launched out of the Oort Cloud and entered our solar system. It was frozen solid, but as it approached the sun it spewed out gas and made a big tail that could be seen from earth. Then it flew around the sun in an arch and got cooked. It had sun-tanned golden skin. Then it landed on earth, but not like a meteor. It slowed down and landed on landing gears. Then there was a huge solar flare that popped some popcorn. Then a cranberry bog got sucked into the ground during an earthquake and the cranberries got churned up with oranges and then a geyser gushed them out next to the turkey. Then some paleolithic families came out of their cave shelters and had the first Thanksgiving.
Posted on: Thu, 28 Nov 2013 03:25:08 +0000

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