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These are actual comments made on students report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!) 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. (my favorite) 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 6. The student has a full six-pack but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together. 7. This child has been working with glue too much. 8. When your daughters IQ reaches 50, she should sell. 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isnt coming... 10. If this student were any more stupid, hed have to be watered twice a week. 11. Its impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. 12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
Posted on: Fri, 14 Mar 2014 02:50:26 +0000

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