This happened two weeks ago...but, it is still a pretty good story. Flashback: I am lying on the sofa (like all homeschooling moms do...All the days). Ok, so it was actually a Saturday... Or not....Cayson has a sheet of garage sale price stickers in her hands. I glance over at them. Cayson: mom how are old are you? ...I assess my options... Me: 75 ...Cayson accurately chooses the $.75 sticker and carefully applied it to my t-shirt. (Yes, I am bragging here...I may sit on the couch all the days, but that 4 year old knows her numbers by golly...best mom award in the mail)! Next she puts a couple more stickers on my shirt...I am ignoring her now....the new BBC show the Paradise beckons me to continue watching. About two hours later, I realize we are out of the worst thing one can run out of with a house full of girls....toilet paper....insert that heinous noise/music from the murder shower scene in psycho...so, I head to target to get more. The tiny people stay home with their father. FREEEEEEEEEDOM!! All goes well at target, and I return. That night as I get ready to change into my pjs, I notice which stickers the tiniest has chosen to adorn me with, my pick, the $.75 sticker located near my belly button towards the right...the ...$.25 sticker slightly above the belly button and to the far left.....third one....wait for it....make an offer sticker placed strategically over my right boob.... Thank you target employees and patrons for not taking my 4 year old up on her make an offer option!! Bless
Posted on: Thu, 16 Oct 2014 23:44:07 +0000
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