Three mice are at a bar, having drinks, talking about how tough they are. The first mouse slams down a shot of booze, says, Let me tell you how tough I am. I spot a trap and go for the cheese. When it snaps, I snatch the bar and bench press it 20 or so times and before it can close Im outa there! and he tosses down another shot. The second mouse slams down a shot and says, You think thats tough? When I find a pile of d-con, I crush it and snort it like its cocaine. With that he throws down another shot and slams his shotglass on the bar. The first two are....... Continue reading: jokideo/three-mice-are-at-a-bar-joke/
Posted on: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 14:01:27 +0000
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