Todays Joke A husband and wife are having a friendly debate one night, centered on the topic of who has better friends. They each offer a wide variety of anecdotes and stories, but in the end, they decide to put it to the test. Heres what well do, the wife suggests. Ill call your friends, and you call mine. Well both pretend that the other person hasnt come home yet, and that were worried. Whoevers friends give the best advice about where to find us clearly know us better, and therefore are better. The husband agrees to the game, and they both head off into separate rooms. When they reconvene a half an hour later, the husband looks defeated. Well, honey, he says, I think its pretty clear that you have better friends. Every one of them listed each of your favorite restaurants, salons, shops, and art galleries, and they had phone numbers for each of them. They knew your work hours by heart, your office extension, your bosss name, and even the route that you take home. The wife shakes her head. No, dear, she replies, you have better friends. Why do you say that? asks the husband. Click here to see the punchline bob949/onair/n-a-1521/joke-and-the-punchline-12392472/
Posted on: Fri, 21 Nov 2014 10:55:04 +0000
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