Tunisia Memes -18 ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺼﻮﻣﺎﻝ ﻳﺄﺗﻲ - TopicsExpress



          

Tunisia Memes -18 ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺼﻮﻣﺎﻝ ﻳﺄﺗﻲ ﺍﻟﺰﻭﺝ ﻭﻳﻘﻮﻡ ﺑﻀﺮﺏ ﻋﺮﻭﺳﻪ ﺃﺛﻨﺎﺀ ﺍﻻﺣﺘﻔﺎﻝ .. ﻟﻜﻲ ﻳﺠﻌﻠﻬﺎ ﺗـُـﺴﻠِﻢ ﻟﻪ ﻣﻨﺬ ﺍﻟﺒﺪﺀ ﻭ ﺗﺨﻀﻊ ﻟﻪ ﻭﺗﻨﻔﺬ ﻛﻞ ﻣﻄﺎﻟﺒﻪ ----------- ﺍﻟﻬﻨﺪ : ﻗﺒﻴﻠﺔ "ﺗﻮﺩﺍ" ﻓﻰ ﺟﻨﻮﺏ ﺍﻟﻬﻨﺪ ﻳﻨﺒﻐﻲ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﻭﺱ ﺍﻟﺰﺣﻒ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻳﺪﻳﻬﺎ ﻭﺭﻛﺒﺘﻬﺎ ﺣﺘﻰ ﺗﺼﻞ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﻳﺲ ﻭﻻ ﻳﻨﺘﻬﻲ ﻫﺬﺍ ﺍﻟﺰﺣﻒ ﺇﻻ ﻋﻨﺪﻣﺎ ﻳﺒﺎﺭﻙ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﻳﺲ ﻋﺮﻭﺳﻪ ﺑﺄﻥ ﻳﻀﻊ ﻗﺪﻣﻪ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺭﺃﺳﻬﺎ ----------- ﻓﻲ ﺟﺰﻳﺮﺓ "ﺟﺎﻭﻩ" ﺗﺼﺒﻎ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﻭﺱ ﺃﺳﻨﺎﻧﻬﺎ ﺑﺎﻟﻠﻮﻥ ﺍﻷﺳﻮﺩ .. ﻭﺗﻐﺴﻞ ﺃﻗﺪﺍﻡ ﺯﻭﺟﻬﺎ ﺃﺛﻨﺎﺀ ﺣﻔﻞ ﺍﻟﺰﻭﺍﺝ .. ﻭﻫﺬﺍ ﻳـُـﻌﺘﺒﺮ ﺩﻟﻴﻞ ﻣﻨﻬﺎ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﺳﺘﻌﺪﺍﺩﻫﺎ ﻟﺨﺪﻣﺔ ﺯﻭﺟﻬﺎ ﻃﻴﻠﺔ ﺣﻴﺎﺗﻬﺎ ----------- ﻭ ﻓﻲ ﺟﺰﻳﺮﺓ "ﻏﺮﻳﻨﻼﻧﺪ" ﻳﻜﻮﻥ ﺇﺣﺘﻔﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺱ ﺃﺷﺒﻪ ﺑﺄﺳﻠﻮﺏ ﺇﻧﺴﺎﻥ ﺍﻟﻜﻬﻒ ﺍﻷﻭﻝ .. ﺇﺫ ﺃﻥ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﻳﺲ ﻳﺬﻫﺐ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺑﻴﺖ ﻋﺮﻭﺳﻪ ﻭﻳﺠﺮﻫﺎ ﻣﻦ ﺷﻌﺮ ﺭﺃﺳﻬﺎ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺃﻥ ﻳﻮﺻﻠﻬﺎ ﻟﻤﻜﺎﻥ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺱ ----------- أيّ الأصناف...تريد...؟؟؟؟؟
Posted on: Tue, 01 Oct 2013 15:08:58 +0000

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