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Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges 4rm a neighbor n decided 2 go to a calm place 2 share d loot equally. One of dem suggested d nearby cemetery. As dey were jumping d big gate to enter d cemetery, two oranges fell out of d big bag but dey didnt bother 2 pick dem since dey had enough in d bag. Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way frm a bar, passes near d cemetery gate n heard a voice saying: one 4 me, one 4 u, one 4 me, one 4 u.... He immediately sober up n ran as fast as he could 2 a church nearby, for d priest... Father, pls come wit me . Come n witness God n satan sharing corpse @ d cemetery... Dey both ran back 2 d cemetery gate n d voice continued : one 4 me, one 4 u, one 4 me, one 4 u... Suddenly, d voice stopped counting n says: wat about d two @ d gate?... Come see marathon race!..d priest almost run pass d church gate..shouting We are not dead yet oohh!!!

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