Uncle B.S. Where were you November 22, 1963? November 22, 1963. Lemme think a second. Thats the day that we all sposed to remember where we was. Is working at a school book depository in Dallas, Texas. Houghton-Mifflin had just come out with that new math, with them real thick math books? And it was hard to pick up them boxes up by youself. I told em, Yall gotta get somebody in her to help me with them boxes. And they hired a fella named Harvey sumpthin. I cant think of his name. Hed been in a Marine corps, and I, of course, was in the Navy for 5 years. He kept braggin about what a great shot the Marine Corps was as opposed to your Naval forces. I said, I tell you what, you little pinko Commie bastard! This afternoon, at lunch, I want you to go back to yer boardin house and get bring back your rifle. I got two tickets to the Texas theater says you cant hit that manhole cover, down there, by that grassy knoll. You know he cracked off 4 shots? Damn, if the President of the United States didnt drive by at that exact moment. And we felt bad, about that.
Posted on: Fri, 22 Nov 2013 19:26:43 +0000