WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR ME-JONATHAN President Good luck Jonathan is seriously in need of Nigerians to vote for him in the forth coming election. According to Jonathan, he has every reason to demand for reelection without even Navigating the country for strenuous campaign since he has done a lot in the country. He is thus now in need of your mandate so as to complete his uncompleted missions. But what are such missions? According to Jonathan, though Obasanjo described him as the weakest and wicked among the ladies, he has brought some changes that are peculiar only to his administration in Nigerias history. And what are such changes? Lets Jonathan talk if you can see, boko haram started in one state, but gradually expanded to several states in the north while as commander in chief, I have been looking at it with joy. With your mandate, it will cover the whole north and some parts of Southern Nigeria. In Nigeria, only during my tenure that you witness suicide bombing, we will continue to recruit for more people who would be willing to spare their lives for the development of Nigeria. We will recruit many unemployed Nigerians especially those who suffered the last botched immigration exercises. Since they are already frustrated, I am sure they will be happy to accept this offer to join the insurgents. In Nigeria, only during my tenure you see sporadic shooting and bomb blast at schools, motor parks, markets, public places,and religious places such as Mosques and Churches-all under the pretext fighting boko(boko haram). Attacks on religious places is intended to foster religious crises and communal disputes. Many children have become orphans and women turn to widows. Hundreds of school children were also killed but I danced the following day as a response to Sani Danjas music. Kwankwaso was angry with me not knowing that while dancing, I was praying to victims in my mind. Your mandate will ensure continuation of these atrocities. Although you are looking at me like a deadwood in the villa- ruling over 150 million peoples, ruling a country that is the giant of Africa, ruling over intellectual people, ruling a country with abundant natural resources- I believe, one day, the catastrophe in the north, if not worsen, will be over. Dont you hear what happened to my people in 1967-1970 when we tried to cede from Nigeria and create the Republic of Biafra? The calamity is over, though we still feel the pain. General Muhammad Shuwa who was killed in Maiduguri by insurgents in front of his house and in front of Nigerian army, was the commander of the First Division at the beginning of the Civil war. Under his command, the Nigerian army took over Nsukka,Abakaliki, Afikpo and our first Biafran capital, Enugu. They then sent us in to jungles and to the new capital of Umuahia. We are interested in those who were interested in the Nigerian unity. In Nigeria, only during my tenure hundreds of school girls were kidnapped. If you reelect me, I will either ensure that many more are kidnapped since I know they will be fed by boko haram or rescue the kidnapped ones though I know some of them may have become pregnant by now. Can you see my courage? The local and international communities have been calling upon me to ensure the release of Chibok girls. I resisted their brouhaha and maintain my seat. Now they are tired, you can no longer here the so called #bringbackthosegirls. The critics said I am leading the most corrupted adminstration in the history of the country. But if you can see, we have deal successfully with the whistle blowers instead of the culprits. The case of Sanusi Lamido Sanusi is a good example. If he cant chop, let him shoot his mouth. In Nigeria, only during my tenure bombs exploded at the eagle square during the Nigeria at 50s celebration. I tried to cover my people of the Niger-Delta who did the criminal act but they came out publicly and confessed. That was my anger not the people that died. In Nigeria, only in my administration criminals are shielded simply because they support my reelection bid. Can you see Ali Modu Sherif moving with many securities? If you support me, go and do what you want. In Nigeria, we have been protecting religious leaders particularly the controversial and confused CAN President Ayo Oritsejafor. His plane was caught in South Africa for the illegal arms dealing and we said the money belongs to us and the plane under hiring. During my tenure, we have witnessed absence of rule of law which contributed in the recent drama at the National assembly. We sprayed tear gas to your elected representatives and speaker too had to close his nose. Under my administration, the country has also seen dilapidated infrastructure, increase in poverty, poor electricity supply, poor health facilities, massive unemployment, communal crises, increase in oil prices, chronic inflation, and number of strikes from different labour unions such as ASUU, Doctors, PENGASSAN and other oil workers, while removing subsidy on oil so as to complete our edifices and also possess bulgy pockets more than my predecessors. Dont forget, during my first tenure, I promised not to seek for reelection because the seat supposed to be for a northern candidate. But is like palm wine has tempered my memory, I reclined in the villa and then broke the promise which is quite contrary to virtues of leadership-Honesty, integrity and truthfulness. Therefore, Nigerian ladies and gentlemen, now you should know categorically what your votes to me entail. My success from your votes will ensure the continuation of the aforementioned and others which only time will tell. Thank you Patient,Ngozi, Diezani, Stella for your cooperation and thank you Lie Baron Maku for introducing me to public and calling me to the podium. MAJEED
Posted on: Mon, 22 Dec 2014 07:39:39 +0000
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