as i drove to the grocery store i caught myself thinking like jack - TopicsExpress



          

as i drove to the grocery store i caught myself thinking like jack bauer: suspiciously eyeing cars in my rear view, checking all my mirrors for hostiles one last time before exiting my super inconspicuous vehicle. walking briskly yet nonchalantly hand on pocket through the store doors so as not to draw attention. pausing at the end of each aisle and discreetly looking both ways before i wheel my cart like a bat outta hell, stealthily grab the can of black beans and vanish into thin air. #wannabegonewild #howientertainmyself #wwjbd
Posted on: Sun, 28 Jul 2013 00:54:07 +0000

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