click like if u like my rap Thats How I Beat Shaq And it goes, and it goes And it goes a little something like this Hit It! Aarons in the house Come on Get up get up I wanna make it bounce Here we go Aarons in the house Get up get up Aarons in the house Yo guys, check it out Guess what happened to me (Another crazy story, come on AC) I was hanging at the court Just playing some ball Working on my game (Yeah, we heard it all) I heard the fans screaming I thought it was for me But then I saw a shadow It was 12 foot 3 It was Shaquile ONeal (What? What did he say?) (How bout some one-on-one, do you wanna play?) I told him why not, I got some time But when I beat you real bad Try not to cry (Please Aaron, are you for real?) (One-on-one with Shaquile ONeal?) Yeah, 34 Centre from the L.A. Lakers (You mustve been nervous) I knew I could take him Stared at Shaq, psyche him out I said ONeal, youre in my house now Start the game the whistle blows Pay attention close cause the story goes... [CHORUS] Its like boom (boom) I put it in the hoop Like slam (slam) I heard the crowd screaming out jam (jam) I swear that Im telling you the facts Cuz thats how I beat Shaq [X2] So check it out I thought I had the lead But then he started scoring mad points on me I was scorin the bricks Was he hitting those shots? I knew that there was a way that I could make it stop I had a plan, that I could change the pace I said, Yo Shaq you didnt tie your shoelace He looked down, I stole the ball Im taking him to school now, watch me all A 3-pointer, nothing but net Come on Shaq, had enough yet? Down by two, Im catching up I guess your getting nervous Cuz you already lost [CHORUS] Dunk after dunk Jam after jam Cheerleaders are cheering Aarons the man [X2] Announcers were shocked Couldnt believe it was real (I cant believe a kid just stuffed ONeal) One more second, was all that remained I put the ball up I put him in shame I must admit that it sounds real crazy but the ball went in Then he cried like a baby Sorry Shaq, I shouldve let you win Youre good too And we can still be friends The fans went nuts They put me on their shoulders Then I heard a voice And it sounded like my mothers (Get up for school, youre gonna be late!) Ma, cant you see that Im playing the game? (How you could be playing if youre still in bed?) (Are you gettin sick, did you hit your head?) Aw, man it was all a dream I guess that kinda thing could never happen to me If it was a dream and it wasnt real Howd I get a jersey with the name ONeal? Woah...
Posted on: Sat, 02 Nov 2013 23:15:46 +0000
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