getting a jump on April Fools Day: removed 3 tags from a new pair of pants today and wore them to school. walked through crowded parking lot, office, and hallways into classroom. walked from front to back of class three times during the hour, then -- on my way out of class -- the teacher told me, you have a sticker or something back there. ! not just any sticker, mind you, but a big, butterfly-shaped proclamation, just below my right butt cheek, with large letters boasting ULTRA STRETCH. and, in slightly smaller letters LOOK AND FEEL SLIMMER. which I did. before. now not so much. now more like OLD AND FOOLISH. Argh.
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 14:31:46 +0000
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