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so, i was derby practice and i got a weird called, i love wierd calls so i answered it.... hello this is so and so from ROB ZOMBIES HAUNTED HOUSE. They gave me a call back, we talked for a bit, they were interested in the fact that i could eat and breath fire, i got to talking to the girl and i told her, yeah i can do that, stick nails up my nose, and she stopped me,wait you can do what? i told her, yeah me and the other girl, Amanda Knepper can shove nails up our noses.. SHe said.Jesus god why didnt she say anything. I also told them i can shove needles thru my skin, she asked if we could take a staple.. i said thats a new one for me but ill try it when i get home. she offered us a spot saturday, then i asked if we could bring our skates. needless to say....... ALL MY USELESS SKILLS HAVE PAIDED OFF... this is it... this is the world paying me back for shitty years ive had to fight like hell just to survive.. BAM, my moment is coming
Posted on: Fri, 03 Oct 2014 02:50:55 +0000

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