soup du jour: Google, before it was unleashed on the public, was first christened Backrub its one of those things that makes Arsenio say Hmmmmm. the petition to deport Justin Beiber back to Canadia got over 250k signatures. any submitted petition with over 100k signatures is, by law, responded to by the Supreme Court. they said they dont gotta sent him back. we, as responsible citizens, have to find another way to get rid of him. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. the people who become disenchanted with facebook have their sights set too high. the average cost of one person going to the prom is $978.00. the official Illinois state exercise is flipping the bird. the secret to making a bad tv show good is to fast forward through the dialogue. the average $1.00 dollar bill has on average, 3,000 bacteria on it. and while youre laundering your money, consider that your car is a bacterial breeding ground. Id start with the steering wheel then work my way through the knobs and buttons and so on. Harrison Ford got paid $10k to play Han Solo in the first Star Wars installment. 1.6 million Americans dont got indoor plumbing, but in their defense, they never have to jiggle the handle. Cameron Diaz and Snoop Dogg went to the same high school. shes pretty sure she bought weed from him. the best way to get on the fast track at work is to get drunk with your boss. whos buying? the Blood Moon, we had one last week,is aptly named from an ancient manuscript first published in 2013. U. S. soda sales have declined for the 9th straight year. I suppose people are beginning to realize soda really does rot your gut. and then theres that aspartame thing goin on. how many marshmallow peeps and chocolate bunnies died in the name of Easter this year? there are actually pregnant Blues fans who swear they will name their childrens Stanley if the Blues win the cup. hope its a boy. NOAA has confirmed that pollution from China contributes to stronger west coast storms. brace yourselves. the Supreme Court is considering a challenge to ban false statements during a political campaign. if the ban passes, what will politicians have to talk about? Happy Friday to everyone who reads this and understands? sdj
Posted on: Fri, 25 Apr 2014 20:55:05 +0000
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