1-Grand Master Babadon- Dark Lord of the Pleasure Regions, Knight of the Buff, Molester of Small Stuffed Animals, This is your Herald The Great Rear Admiral Watuki... -Our recent movement and dispositions have seem to indicate some confusion. Our battleship Ya-Mat-tuk (CSS Star of Chemos) and cruiser Mat-koy (CSS Everlasting Pleasure) are not responding to our beacon. I fear that they may be delayed... -As for the rest, all is proceeding as planned. -Await further orders -Sire!!! -Rear Admiral Watuki -OUT!!! 2-Admiral Watuki track down those vessels. They will be needed in the fight to come. The Loyalist are moving a large fleet to intercept us. We cannot allow them to hold back our attack. A company of renegades has just thrown-in there lot with my grand black crusade. That will give us a few other ships to aid our quest. The loyalist must be destroyed, Admiral. Oh by the way, from now on when you come the bridge, wear that Civil War uniform, it brings out your. . . . . . BWAHAHAHAHA!!! 3-Johnson Rod !!!...........Right!!!--Hey what can I say!!! If it works then I go with it. Whatever it takes. -We might get kicked by a few bad dice roles but hey, I look good in my uniform. Anything I can do to intimidate the enemy and send fear into their puny minds and hearts --then whatever it takes. Fear the Watuki!!! -Be very afraid!!! -I shall proceed with tracking those vessels and get them back into the line for our conquest Sire!!! -Watuki OUT!!! 4-Intercepted Transmission: ...Star of Chemos dead adrift... ...We are under attack!!! This is the CSS Everlasting Pleasure, we are on a diplomatic mission for the Warmaster Boba (Explosion)... ...static...static...static...static...static...static...static...static...static... ...bridge is gone, we have four, no five gapping holes through our hull... I can see engines and tailfins of their ships protruding from our hull... We are venting gases everywhere... Plasma fires have engulfed the forecas(Explosion...secondary Explosion)...static... Quote: So many memories Lost... Like tears in the Rain... >41.007;308:22:56:07 5-Admiral Watuki to Warmaster Babadon: -I believe we may have located our missing ships...... -Rear Admiral Watuki!!! Quote: So you use to be an admiral??? Thats Rear Admiral!!! >41.007;309:13:52:53 6-WATUKI Rolling Eyes !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who dares to accost Fulgrims warships! Do they know who they are dealing with? I want the culprits destroyed! NOW WATUKI!!! 7-Lord Babadon, Dark Lord of the Pleasure Regions, Knight of the Buff, Molester of Small Stuffed Animals. -static.....Lorrr..ddddd..Ba......ba....static.......on... -We..... are pic....ing up int......ell..igence ..... Ork -infestation.......repeat... Orks....every....where...do you copy.....static -send for rei....n...forc...memts.......imm sttatttticcc.......static......OH BY --HORUSS HERESY....... -They fly the flag of the JOLLY ROGER....Whats that the color, its nauseating. They appear to be the color of bright lime green..... -NOT JOLLY ROGER!!!!!!..........JOLLY RANCHER you idiot.. Quote: Lord Babadon:, I am your brothers, uncles mother sister.. you know what that makes us...ASSOLUTLY NOTHINNG..... IS ths a bad time to ask for a pay raise??? 8-Orks piloting lime green ships? Now thats just crazy. No self-respecting Ork warlord would be caught dead in anything so bright and cheery. Sounds more like Tyranids to me. 9-Oh you can try and fool me ork, it would be allot easier for you just to surrender to me now, I promise my chopping off of your head will be exquisite!!! 10-It is said that the Eldar Holo-fields generate a bright shimmering green image of their ship... ---Master Navigator Strom Quote: Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? 11-Damn you Lizengarde!!! You and the orks will not sway me. The mighty Rear Admiral Watuki (yes he is a Rear Admiral again) Has spotted Ork Reavers. Soon they will be dead, as will the Eldar, and the loyalist oh and since I can’t be sure the tyranids, tau, squats, and sister of battle. (you never can be completely sure) 12-Fear of the Unknown... Fear of the Enveloping Darkness... Fear of the Dark Reaches in Ones own Mind... To be adrift in a failing Lifepod... ---Lettered in blood: Commodore Horkal Star of Chemos Quote: Have I no friend will rid me of this living fear? 13-Well I guess its best that Horkal is dead , he would have fared far worse if he dared return to my fleet. 14-Lord Babadon, -It is me Watuki!!!...I think... I don’t know ...who am I ...where am I. -Last thing I remember chaos everywhere...seeing green..Then feeling a dart or something penetrating my neck and then passed out... -I AWOKE -I believe the last transmission I gave was on the location of our missing ships and then a complete blackout..... Lord Bobadon, I am at the present re-establishing command of the situation and trying to make heads and tails of the situation. Much confusion and chaos static....... ocurin...iing....will report when...static...situation..be.......s stab.. ...........................Tu..KI ... OUT 15-CCS Deathwing to Andronimus; Imperials entering through the asteroid belt at coordinates 443.231.2... I count 10..12..no 15 Swords and/or Firestorms...12 cobras all of which have setup standard picket formation... 4 clusters of 3 cruisers escorting over 20 transports... ... 1 Battleship and 3 Hv Cruisers have setup in diamond cover formation... ... ... a uh...static... COMING THROUGH ASTERIODS... A SHIP... A MAN-O-WAR OF COLOSAL PROPORTIONS!!! IT MUST BE 3- 4 TIMES A THE SIZE OF OUR GREATEST DREADNOUGHT...static...static... ---last transmission of Captain Nyalith Quote: All Glory is Fleeting... 16-Hmmm accusations of piracy with no evidence to back it up. It is after all a well known fact that the only BFG fleet Ive ever commanded was a Night Lords fleet. And that was long long ago in a galaxy far far away. Master Bobadon, I think someone is pulling a ruse on you and making me their fall guy. Since Rear Admiral Watuki reported lime green ships it may even be a Nurgle fleet. They are after all known to be treacherous. 17-There is only one way for you to prove your innocence ork. Blow up the Eldar Craftworld. Once this task is complete you will receive a full pardon. Failure will mean your death. 18-Rear Admiral Watuki!!! The time of my destiny is at hand! We have reached a crossroads in my grand crusade across the stars. Succeed now and you shall be rewarded beyond your wildest dreams. Fail me and spawndom shall be your reward. Our enemies gather at every corner; orks, eldar, loyalist oh my! Hear me now admiral. You shall play a great roll in our final victory. I am intrusting you with a huge responsibility. Your orders will be transmitted via secure lines. Remember Admiral, fortune favors the bold. Ready the fleet for battle. The Loyalists will see the error of there ways this day... ---Warmaster Bobadon Out >41.007;310:00:05:28 19-Ah ha! An Imperial Man O War has entered the system I see. Theres the source of your missing ships. Now perhaps youll cease this foolishness about Ork pirates and Eldar. Quote: Theyre heading for that small moon... Thats no moon... Ive got a bad feeling about this... 20- Quote: CCS Fury to Andronimus: An Emperor Class and Devastation Class Battleships have take up station at the refining station orbiting Xxon... 2 Warlord and 1 Overlord Battlecruisers have taken defensive positions at equal points around the Gas Giant... 9 Cruisers, 3 each, are running Triad patrol between each of the battlecruisers; standard Imperial formation... 6 Dauntless Lt Crusiers, each with 1 sword, 1 firestorm and 3 cobra, patrol the various moons and stations... Scans show a patrol is near... Fury out... ---Commander Ztyles Quote: Stealth is the Mastery of all sensory triggers... 21-Your still here Ork, shouldnt you be destroying that craftworld? 22-Admiral Watuki. . . . ADMIRAL WATUKI!!! Some one get me Watuki!!! 23-He slumbers now... Would you like to leave a message or a call-back number? ---Concubine Servitor Plesha Quote: In Space, no one can hear you Scream... 24-CSS Anger to Andronimus: 2 Gothic Class Cruisers have begun coordinated orbital strikes upon Bakwatr surface... 3 Strike craft are deploying Drop pods and Thunderhawk Transports to the surface... Each of Bakwatr Moons is shadowing an Empress Class Battleship Escorted by 3 Firestorms and 3 Cobras... 1 Mars Class, 1 Overlord Class, and 1 Warlord Class stand at the ready as to receive our initial Attack... For Your Exalted Rule!!! Your Humble Servant, Commander Voyr ---on Infiltration Patrol, Commander Voyr Quote: Revenge is Best Served Cold, and it is so very cold in space... 25-Well well Evil Bobadon ... It looks like pirates are the least of your worries. 26-Damn you Commodore Watuki!!! Attack the loyalist... 27-Lord Babadon, -This is thee Adjunct to Rear Admiral Watuki... -At the present, the Admiral is asleep and has given strict orders not to be awakened... -I will inform him of the present situation upon his awakening... Quote: We must inform the Fuhrer of the invasion..... He sleeps now... to disturb him is verboten!!! 28-I see, when the Commodore awakens, be sure to tell him he will be needing a new adjunct... 29-For sale. One Slaughter class cruiser for parts and one slightly used Despoiler class battleship. No reasonable offer refused... 30-Twenty Five pesos.. I start the bid at twenty five pesos. Or fifty cent...no wait I spent that on the concubine. -Lord Babadon, What happen to my Adjunct? He was at his post now hes gone??? ---Watuki Out!!! 31-Damn you Captian WATUKI!!! Why are you bidding on our own warships!!! Take them back by force!!! Odex check your private messages. I think you will find it enlightening. Quote: Best Laid Plans of Mice and Chaos Warlords... 32-I sense confusion, frustration, anger and, I believe, (pause) a deep feeling of loss... Strange emanations for a Chaos Warlord... ---Imperial Psyker Phroid Quote: To Be or Not to Be... What was the Question??? ---Rear Admiral Watuki >41.007;311:14:33:28 33-Chaos WarLord Bobadon wrote: Quote: Horus was weak, Horus was a fool, he had the whole galaxy in his hand and he let it all slip away... Im Beginning to know how he Felt... ---Chaos Warlord Bobadon... Quote: Ive see things you people cant imagine... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... Sea Beams Dancing at the Tannhauser Gates... All these Memories Lost, like Tears in the Rain... ---Dream Babblings of Watuki...
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