#1 What Is Shit? Shit is when you give a beautiful lady a lift and she faints in your car.. You take her to hospital, when you get there the doctor says that she is pregnant and congratulates you that you are going to be the father!!! You then says you are not the father but then the lady says you are! Now shit is getting very stressful!! You require a DNA test to prove you are not the father. When the doctor comes back with the results and says you cannot be the father because you are infertile you are relieved! On your way home you remember you have three kids and now you are extremely stressed and you ask yourself who the hell is their father! Now that is Masepa Straight..... #2 . In a social-studies lesson on mondai Teacher: keep quet......gud mrng students Students: mrng teacher Teacher: Who waz the first president of Botswana ?? students: rising up their hnds ( bt Kao does nt rise his hnd) Teacher: Kao u dont knw the first prresident of Botswana Kao: ooh! teach akre le wena ga o itse Kabelo Teacher:Kabelo ke mang?? Kao: utlwa hela!!! Kabelo ke nextdoor ya rona.... . #3 A Bus was travelling 4rm Gaborone 2 Francistown. On the way young man answered his fone, baby ya Im on my way 2 Lobatse 2 c my mother who is sick...c u when I cum back. Then the woman @ the frnt also answered her fone. Yes my love, Im already on my way 2 the funeral in Gabane... call u when I get there. In the mean tym a young lady also answerd her fone. Yes Papa Im almost in Gaborone 2 register @ the university. . Another young woman also answered, honey i am on my way to Mafikeng to attend my cousins wedding... Then screamed an old man 4rm the backseat. Heela Monna Driver kante bus e eya kae??????? Comment with number ya your killer one
Posted on: Fri, 25 Jul 2014 05:19:41 +0000
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