10 Things I learned today 1. I can still enjoy the Muppets on youtube even without any type of booze involved. Yip, yip, yip, yip, I can 2. When a woman says she is having a problem with PMS, the man really out to hear that the first time around. Well, that was not really what *I* learned, but maybe someone else in this house did 3. I lost zero sleep after not being a Dummy in the Theology for Dummies Group. Who knew how peaceful it is to not be harassed daily? Heh, live and learn 4. That I cant figure out the mind of God - I tried - I dont recommend it. I tried wrapping my head around the Doctrine of Election and you know what I found out? Im not God and I feel a lot better now 5. That Rosebrough apparently only likes to quote me once - hes not in my cult, has not had a sip of my Kool-Aid - weird, that guy (dont quote me on this) 6. Pulled out a dress I got last year expecting it not to fit me. That womens clothing makers (whatever they are called!) are awful and smell of the fiery pit they came from! You know, I have a dress that is a Medium that fits perfect. The next dress: 2X. The next: a Large. Every one of them fits. MAKES NO SENSE AND ALL womens clothing manufactures get 2 BlickhanThumbs™ Down! 7. That Peter Slayton is jealous of me. Its expected. So I started giving him Sympathy Likes on his posts to boost his self-esteem 8. That procrastination really is getting me nowhere. Again, not recommended. Apparently my DNA is lacking the Just Do It molecule - my theory: Nike stole it and Im never going to get it back. So, Im going to rely on my Predeterminism molecule and figure God ordained it to be this way 9. ISBNs are free through CreateSpace, but you pay for it in the end by getting it free. Well, back to the old drawing board 10. If you post a picture of a spider, be prepared to be told I h8 u! :p Herb calls me an instigator. I call it having a blast with my friends at their expense
Posted on: Sat, 08 Mar 2014 06:00:27 +0000
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