10 things that will happen at the 2014 FIFA World Cup that always happen at every World Cup and will happen at future World Cups. My viewers guide to everyone. 1. One of the top 10 players in the world will get a red card that eventually costs his team the game. David Beckham, Wayne Rooney, Zinedine Zidane. My prediction? Bastian Schweinsteiger. 2. An entire game will be decided by bad referring and we will all listen to the same debates and see articles about why FIFA designs a system where they have 4 men all together governing the rules of the game who dont speak the same language. A ref from Denmark, Korea, Mexico and Russia will all blankly stare at each other wondering how they even got together. 3. Germany will make it to the semifinals of the tournament and win at least one penalty shootout. 4. England will make it to the quarterfinals and lose in a penalty shootout. 5. A short Argentinian will score a remarkable individual goal and be compared to Diego Maradona. Oh, it wont be Messi. 6. A breakout young player (age 18-22) will perform out of his mind and become the subject of an overvalued transfer battle that ends in disappointment because that player isnt as good as the month he just had. Michael Owen (injuries). Denilson (probably 10 years older than he was). 7. The host nation will win the World Cup. Look it up. It happens quite often. Considering that only a handful of nations have even won the competition, the percentage is pretty remarkable. So, spoiler for everyone. Brazil is winning this World Cup. 8. Superfluous shots in the stands of the ridiculous women that are joined to the numerous super fly athletes that also happen to make millions of dollars. I mean, I just saw the girl who just said yes to the ring to Fabio Borini. Really? He is Italian, handsome enough and making some cash. But, COME ON! Those same super attractive gals might actually be drowned out in the stands due to the fact that Brazil is the host nation. Type in Brazilian Women in The Google and start counting all the unattractive women you see. Up to 1 yet? No. Right. 9. American news programming will got out of its way to show how hip and with it they are when they have a lil World Cup segment and proceed to butcher at least 75 percent of the names of the players as they do highlights or profiles. This is my Take it to the bank lock for happening. Its happening right now on TV somewhere in America. 10. My friend, Manuel Valle, will almost agree with this entire post. But, his hatred for most anything Brazilian will cause him to invent a dislike button for Facebook. Then he will spend the next month complaining about the rumors that any big name player is linked with a move to Manchester United that doesnt end up happening. My prediction? Yall get a German defender, A Spanish winger, and a Belgian forward. Back to the top. Yall are welcome. :)
Posted on: Tue, 10 Jun 2014 04:19:53 +0000
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