29 years ago today, my mom, dad, and I loaded up to go to the zoo!! I was so excited to see the elephants, zebras, giraffes, and the monkeys! We pulled up to the parking area to see full panic spreading throughout the whole area! People were running in horror, zoo keepers dropped their dart guns and retreated, and EVERYONE was holding their nose!!! My dad threw the truck in drive and we drove away, weaving through traffic and explosions, and jumped back on 288!!! We were clear of the pandemonium and chaos! As we tuned in to the local radio to see what was going on, reports poured in that the zoos very own Dr. Moreau had been hard at work in his lab, mutating genetic strands to create his own breed if you will!! Half human half dogs, jaguars, even elephants! This was enough for us, so we headed back to wallisville! My parents went in for a nap but I stayed outside, still in shock! Thats when I heard it, hee haw hee haw! WTH I said, as I peeked in the bed of my dads truck! There it was!!!! Half jackass half human, one of Dr. Moreaus own creations!!!! My dad grabbed the shotgun, but I convinced him to let me keep it!!! So we washed it and named it Jessica Sanders Hawthorne, and thats how I got my lil Seester!!! Happy birthday Seester!!
Posted on: Thu, 13 Nov 2014 14:52:24 +0000
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