5 Passengers and 4 Parachutes An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I cant afford to die. So he took the first pack and left the plane. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, I am the wife of the former U.S. President, a Senator from New York, and a potential future president. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so Americas people dont want me to die. She took the second pack and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger, Wesley Clark, said, Im a General in the Army of the United States of America. I am also going to be my parties nominee for President. So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped. The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, I have lived a full life, and served my country well, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute. The girl said, Thats okay. Theres a parachute left for you. Americas smartest woman took my schoolbag.
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 02:17:02 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015