A.A.A.D.D.- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS! Thank goodness theres a name for this disorder. Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, Put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, And notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back On the table and take out the garbage first... But then I think, Since Im going to be near the mailbox When I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table, And see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, So I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Pepsi Id been drinking. Im going to look for my checks, But first I need to push the Pepsi aside So that I dont accidentally knock it over. The Pepsi is getting warm, And I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi, A vase of flowers on the counter Catches my eye--they need water. I put the Pepsi on the counter and Discover my reading glasses that Ive been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, But first Im going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter , Fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, Ill be looking for the remote, But I wont remember that its on the kitchen table, So I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, But first Ill water the flowers. I pour some water in the flowers, But quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back on the table, Get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to Remember what I was planning to do. At the end of the day: The car isnt washed, The bills arent paid, There is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter, The flowers dont have enough water, There is still only 1 check in my check book, I cant find the remote, I cant find my glasses, And I dont remember what I did with the car keys. Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, Im really baffled because I know I was busy all day, And Im really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, And Ill try to get some help for it, but first Ill check my e-mail.... Do me a favor. Forward this message to everyone you know, Because I dont remember who Ive sent it to. Dont laugh -- if this isnt you yet, your day is coming! P.S.I dont remember who sent it to me, so if it was you, Im sorry
Posted on: Thu, 27 Mar 2014 03:31:19 +0000
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