A BURGLAR was creeping silently through a darkened house, filling his bag with various valuables. as he reached his hand out to a box of jewellery, he hear a voice say JESUS IS WATCHING YOU shaken, the burglar stopped. FOr a full minute he didnt dare to breath. Finally he switch on his torch and carefully pointed it around the room.convinced it was his imagination he turned off the torch and continue his quest for wealth. he busily unhook the stereo set when he heard JESUS IS WATCHING U. This time he nearly jumped out of his skin, he was so freaked out. Beads of sweat ran down his face. and as heswiched his torch on again. the beam shooked violently from his terror. he looked about the room and noticed a bird cage in the corner. upon close inspection he discovered a parrot. ARE U THE ONE SPOKE TO ME JUST NOW asked the buglar. YES I DID said parrot Y DIDBU SAY JESUS IS WATCHING MEasked the men BECAUSE I NEEDEDBTI WARN U replied parrot. by this time the men was over his fear and was mirethan a lil irritated ay the smart mouth parrot that had tried to scare him. WHATS UR NAME asked the men MOSES said parrot. HA WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT laughed the men. WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE NAME THEIR PARROT MOSES..the parrot replied THE SAME KIND OF PEOPLE THAT WOULD NAME THEIR ROTTWEILER JESUS.
Posted on: Tue, 04 Mar 2014 23:06:39 +0000
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