A Girls Prayer: Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who’s not a creep, One who’s handsome, smart and strong, One who’s willy is thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When he promises to call, he won’t wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! send me a man who’ll make love to my mind, Knows just what to say, when I ask “How big’s my behind?” One who’ll make love till my body’s a twitchin, In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to shag my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen. A Boy’s Prayer: Lord, I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a beer store. Amen
Posted on: Mon, 07 Jul 2014 02:48:01 +0000
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