A beautiful Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. Madam asked,Boy. What is your problem? Boy answered, Im too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the third-grade and Im smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade! Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principals office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed. the Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: What is 3 x 3? Boy.: 9 . Principal: What is 6 x 6? Boy.: 36 . And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, I think Boy can go to the 4th grade. Madam says to the principal, I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ? The principal and Boy both agreed. Madam asks, What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? Boy, after a moment Legs. Madam: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have? Boy.: Pockets. Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Boy.: Coconut Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The principals eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge. Boy.: Bubblegum Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principals eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer... Boy.: Shake hands Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Boy.: Tent Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when youre bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg. Boy.: Wedding Ring Madam: I come in many sizes. When Im not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Boy.: Nose Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Boy.: Arrow Madam: What word starts with a F and ends in K that means lot of heat and excitement? Boy.: Fire truck Madam: What word starts with a F and ends in K & if u dont get it, u have to use ur hand. Boy.: Fork Madam: What is it that all men have one of its longer on some men than on others, the pope doesnt use his and a man gives it to his wife after theyre married? Boy.: SURNAME. Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ? Boy.: HEART. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, Send this Boy to IIM AHMEDABAD, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!...
Posted on: Sat, 25 Jan 2014 15:29:10 +0000
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