A couple "" watching an IPL ⚾ match on the TV "" together. After five minutes: Wife: Is that Bret Lee Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler. Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies "" like his brother. Husband: "" He does not have an actor brother Wife: What about Bruce Lee "" Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes. Husband: No. It is called action replay. Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta "" Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter🚡. Husband: """"""He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit. "" Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘ free’ hit? Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to? Husband: He is signalling a ‘Bye’. Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the game over""""""? Wife: How many runs to win? Husband: 72 in 36 balls Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball Husband turns off the TV """""". Wife turns it on and watches ‘Saraswasti Chandra’ Husband: Who is this Saraswati Chandra? Wife: """""" Don’t you dare disturb me Husband: """""" """" #ÃD ;-)
Posted on: Mon, 02 Sep 2013 14:55:55 +0000
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