A couple ๐Ÿ‘ซ watching an IPL โšพ match on the TV ๐Ÿ’ป together. - TopicsExpress



          

A couple ๐Ÿ‘ซ watching an IPL โšพ match on the TV ๐Ÿ’ป together. After five minutes: Wife: Is that Bret Lee Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler. Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies ๐Ÿ˜† like his brother. Husband: ๐Ÿ˜จ He does not have an actor brother Wife: What about Bruce Lee ๐Ÿ˜„ Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes. Husband: No. It is called action replay. Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta ๐Ÿ˜ Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter๐Ÿšก. Husband: ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญHe is not calling for a helicopter. Itโ€™s a free hit. ๐Ÿ˜œ Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a โ€˜ freeโ€™ hit? Wife: Now whom is he saying โ€˜HIโ€™ to? Husband: He is signalling a โ€˜Byeโ€™. Wife: Why is he saying โ€˜Byeโ€™. Is the game over๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†? Wife: How many runs to win? Husband: 72 in 36 balls Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball Husband turns off the TV ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Wife turns it on and watches โ€˜Saraswasti Chandraโ€™ ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… Husband: Who is this Saraswati Chandra? Wife: Tumhari Maa.๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก Donโ€™t you dare disturb me. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜† Husband: ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
Posted on: Tue, 18 Mar 2014 18:03:43 +0000

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