A giggle before bedtime! Never Lie to Your Mother Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal; his mother couldnt help but notice how lovely Peters flat mate, Joanne, was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than met the eye. Reading his mums thoughts, Peter volunteered, I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Joanne & I are just flat mates. About a week later, Joanne came to Peter saying, Ever since your mother came to dinner, Ive been unable to find the frying pan, you dont suppose she took it do you? Well I doubt it, but Ill e-mail her just to be sure said Peter. So he sat down and wrote DEAR MOTHER, IM NOT SAYING THAT YOU DID TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE. IM NOT SAYING THAT YOU DID NOT TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER. LOVE PETER Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read DEAR SON, IM NOT SAYING THAT YOU DO SLEEP WITH JOANNE, AND IM NOT SAYING THAT YOU DO NOT SLEEP WITH JOANNE, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE F**KING FRYING PAN BY NOW. LOVE MUM
Posted on: Tue, 28 Oct 2014 22:00:00 +0000