A husband went to the sheriffs department to report that his wife was missing: Husband : - Ive lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant : - What is her height ? Husband: - Gee, I really never noticed. Maybe about five feet tall. Sergeant : - Build? Husband: - Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant : - Color of eyes? Husband : - Never noticed. Sergeant : - Color of hair? Husband : - Changes a couple times a year . .. . maybe red. Sergeant : - What was she wearing? Husband: - Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly. Sergeant : - Did she go in a car? Husband : - No, she went in my truck. Sergeant : - What kind of truck was it? Husband : - Brand new Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with Eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats, DVD with Navigation, 21 channel CB radio, 6 cup holders, 4 power outlets, custom “Bubba” floor mats, trailing package with gold balls hanging from the hitch. Put on special alloy wheels and off road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door.……at this point the husband started tearing up and almost cried. Sergeant: - Dont worry Bubba.......We’ll find your truck.
Posted on: Tue, 28 Oct 2014 16:52:01 +0000
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