A male patient is lying in bed at a hospital with an oxygen mask over his face and still heavily sedated from more than four hours of operation. A young female nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. Patient: “Nurse” (he feebly mumbles from behind the mask) “are my testicles black?” Embarrassed young nurse: “I don’t know, I’m only here to wash your hands and feet.” Patient (struggles again to ask): “Nurse, Please, Are my testicles black?” Finally, she removes his covers, lifts his gown, takes a close look and says: “There is nothing wrong with them!” Patient (slowly after removing his oxygen mask): “That was very nice but listen very, closely – ARE…MY…TEST…RESULTS…BACK?”
Posted on: Sun, 11 Aug 2013 00:19:57 +0000
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