A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, I almost - TopicsExpress

A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, I almost had an affair with a woman. The priest asks, What do you mean almost? Well, we got undressed and pressed together, but then I stopped. The priest replies, Pressing together is the same as putting it in. Youre not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Marys and put $50 in the poor box. The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and starts to leave. The priest quickly runs over to him and says, I saw that. You didnt put any money in the poor box. Well, Father, I pressed up against it, and you said that was the same as putting it in.

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