A rather old-fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language, was planning a weeks vacation in Florida. She wrote to a particular campground and asked for a reservation. She wanted to make sure the campground was fully equipped, but didnt quite know how to ask about the toilet facilities. She just couldnt bring herself to write the word toilet in her letter. After much deliberation she finally came up with the old-fashioned term bathroom commode. But when she wrote that down, she still felt that she was being too forward. So she started all over again, rewrote the entire letter, and referred to the bathroom commode merely as the B.C. Does the campground have its own B.C.? is what she finally wrote. Well, the campground owner wasnt old-fashioned at all, and when he got the letter he just couldnt figure out what the woman was talking about. That B.C. business really stumped him. After worrying about it for a while, he showed the letter to several campers, but no one could imagine what the lady meant, either. The campground owner finally came to the conclusion that the lady must be asking about the location of the Baptist Church. He sat down and wrote the following reply... Dear Madam: I regret very much the delay in answering your letter, but I now take the pleasure of informing you that a B.C. is located nine miles north of the campground, and is capable of seating 250 people at one time. I admit it is quite a distance away if you are in the habit of going regularly, but no doubt you will be pleased to learn that a great number of our people take their lunches along and make a day of it. They usually arrive early and stay late. If you dont start early, you probably will not make it in time. The last time my wife and I went was six years ago, and it was so crowded we had to stand up the whole time we were there. It may interest you to know that right now, there is a supper planned to raise money to buy more seats. Theyre going to hold it in the basement of the B.C. I would like to say it pains me very much not being able to go more often, but it surely is no lack of desire on my part. As we grow older, it seems to be more of an effort, particularly in cold weather. If you decide to come down to our campground, perhaps I could go with you the first time you go, sit with you, and introduce you to all the other folks. Remember, this is a friendly community!” The lady stayed home.
Posted on: Wed, 02 Apr 2014 16:09:40 +0000
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