AFTER THE SHORT-LIVED FAME ############################ GIRL: [Very angry]: Hello, is this Fauster Atta Mensah? FAUSTER: Yes, Babe. Am I seeing you tonight? GIRL: Its your grandmother you will see tonight, not me. You dont know who you are dealing with, huh? I swear by my grandfathers ghost, I am the last girl you have had in your life. I will show you that I cant be fooled. FAUSTER: Dear, what have I done? GIRL: Why did you deceive me you were a Nobel Prize winner? Do you know what you have caused me? I had to leave my boyfriend of six years because of you. FAUSTER: [IN AN EXTREMELY CALM TONE] Take it easy, baby. I think it was all your fault. If you were a bit sincere to yourself, this would not have happened. GIRL: What do you mean? FAUSTER: Are you home? GIRL: Yes FAUSTER: Go and stand by the mirror and let me tell you something. GIRL: I am standing by the mirror. I was going to take my shower when I heard the news. FAUSTER: Great. Look at yourself in the mirror and tell me if you qualify to hug a Nobel Prize winner, let alone date one. Girl drops call. And realises whose fault it was. Lesson: Be content with who you have. Some of the things that glitter are Chinese plastics. They are not gold. #BongoJokes!
Posted on: Wed, 28 May 2014 16:28:03 +0000
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