************ AFTERNOON LAFTA ********** ------- HOW TO MESS IN - TopicsExpress



          

************ AFTERNOON LAFTA ********** ------- HOW TO MESS IN PUBLIC & RETAIN UR IMAGE. -------- 1. Wen u enter a hall, check d winddirection,if na closed hall wit air condition or fan,beta 4 u. Maximum impact. 2. Make sure say u sidon face d wind direction.... 3. Make sure say u get enof left space. U go soon knw why! 4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs every now & then. 5. U don ready 2 execute, try hold am until time wen d hall dey noisy incase ur mess na d type wey dey sound like AK47. 6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, rightover left. 7. Elevate d right yansh. 8. Release small (sound check) 9. If no sound, allow make d mess flow steady. 10. Allow time 4 proper circulation. ********* NOTE : ********* 1. Make sure say no be u be d firstperson to complain. 2. Wen pple begin dey shoutChoiii! who do dis wan. E no go better for d person wey do dis kind thin, simply ask why som persons no fit respect demselves 4 public places? na wa o 3. No shout pass odas if not u go become suspect. 4. Take style disengage from darea, relocate to another zone and repeat d exercise! Hahaahahaaahah ..... No me do am sha
Posted on: Thu, 05 Jun 2014 14:25:26 +0000

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