Akpos visited a friend fr0m a very rich family. The following conversation ensued between Akpos and the maid: MAID: What would u like to have, fruit juice, yogurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee? AKPOS: Tea please. MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush tea or green tea? AKPOS: Ceylon tea please. MAID: How do u want it, black or white? AKPOS: White. … MAID: Milk or fresh cream? AKPOS: Milk. MAID: Goat milk or cow milk? AKPOS: Cow’s milk. MAID: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow? AKPOS: umm, let me go with the freezeland cow. MAID: Would u like it with sweetner, sugar or honey? AKPOS: Sugar MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar? AKPOS: Cane sugar MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar? AKPOS: Ok, forget about the tea; just give me a glass of water. MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water? AKPOS: Mineral water. MAID: flavored or non flavored? AKPOS(ANGRY): In fact, get me an empty glass! MAID: Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug? AKPOS: Oh, my God! Please leave me alone. I’ll swallow my saliva.
Posted on: Mon, 25 Nov 2013 05:56:22 +0000
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