Alan: Facebook is 10 years old today - but did you know that there apparently 16 types of Facebook user? Which are you? (I suppose Im number 6, the thief, since I nicked this!) Heres the full list: 1) The “Lurker” – Never posts anything or comments on your post, but reads everything. 2) The “Hyena” – Doesn’t ever really say anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything. 3) “Mr/Ms Popular” – Has 4367 friends for NO reason. 4) The “Gamer” – Plays Candy Crush, Angry Birds, etc ALL DAY. 5) The “Prophet” – Every post makes reference to God or Jesus. 6) The “Thief” – Steals status updates (and will probably steal this one!) 7) The “Cynic” – Hates their life, and everything in it. 8) The “Collector” – Never posts anything either, but joins every group and becomes fans of the most random stuff. 9) The “Promoter” – Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore. 10) The “Liker” – Never actually says anything, buy always clicks the “like” button. 11) The “Hater” – Every post revolves around someone hating on them, and they swear people are trying to ruin their life. 12) The “Anti-Proofreader” – This person would benefit greatly from spellcheck. 13) “Drama Queen/ King” – This person always posts stuff like “I can’t believe this!”, or “They gonna make me snap today!” in the hope that you will ask what happened, or what’s wrong… but then they never finish telling the story. 14) “Womp Womp” – This person consistently tries to be funny…but never is. 15) The “News” – Always updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing it with. 16) The “Rooster” – Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook “Good Morning” every day.
Posted on: Tue, 04 Feb 2014 15:52:12 +0000
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