Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend ? Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns Alia bhatt: Hey first part kab release hua tha? Mahesh bhatt: jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe jaa!!! 100 metre ki race ho rahi thi... Referee said 1,2,3 GO!... Everybody started running except Alia bhatt. Referee - y r u not running...? Alia - My number is 4 ----------------------------- SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai.... Alia bhat: Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye.... ----------------------------- Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied.. FRENCH : I think I dont smoke (died) AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died) ALIA BHATT: I think.. (died) ----------------------------- Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down. Alia - what should we do now? Varun- well take 50:50. Alia- what about the remaining 900? �������������� ----------------------------- Alia Bhatt: Lets go for movie . Varun: Shit, Ive got a doctors appointment today.. Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it,Tell him youre sick. ����----------------------------- Alia reading newspaper.. News: Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump Aalia comments: Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!! �� Deepika Padukone : I have more Fans than You.. Alia Bhatt: Big deal, I have AC at Home.
Posted on: Fri, 07 Nov 2014 05:49:22 +0000
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