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All in text... Me: I found a big spider and a baby sac in the garage. There are tiny baby spider dots coming out of it. If I spray them with the spider spray stuff, will that kill them instantly? Hubs: DONT DO THAT FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST! Me: Oh my God why why why? Hubs: It will anger them and they will swarm you. Me: *staring at can of spider spray, horrified* What the HELL good is this stuff then?!?! Hubs: Youre doing it wrong. Youre supposed to throw the can at them. Me: Wait, what? *starts to read directions* Me: Thats not what the can says. Hubs: Oh my God, you took that seriously? Me: Im a woman on the edge, husband. (no answer) Me: So can I spray them?!?! (no answer) Me: Whatever youre doing, stop and answer me. Hubs: I was too busy laughing. Me: Youre lucky they dont make Husband Spray. Hubs: I think thats called arsenic and its illegal. Me: Not if I show a judge these text messages.
Posted on: Wed, 20 Aug 2014 12:00:00 +0000

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