An Australian father goes into his daughter’s bedroom and sees a letter addressed to “Mum and Dad” on the bed . With a heavy heart he opens it and reads: Dear Mum & Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m telling you that I’ve eloped with my new boyfriend . I’ve found real love and he is so nice . Especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos and his big motorcycle . But it’s not only that, I’m pregnant, and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his caravan in the bush . He wants to have many more children with me and that’s one of my dreams too . I’ve learned that marijuana does not hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for us and Ahmed’s friends . They’re the ones providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want . In the meantime we’ll pray for science to find a cure for AIDS, so Ahmed can get better . He deserves it . Don’t worry about money . Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement . Apparently I can earn $200 per scene . I get a $200 bonus if there are more than three men in the scene and an extra $100 for the kangaroo . Don’t worry Mum . Now I’m 15 I know how to take care of myself . Someday we’ll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren . Your loving daughter, Sarah P.S. Dad, it’s not true . I’m watching TV at the neighbours. I just wanted to show you that there really are worse things in life than England retaining the Ashes .
Posted on: Fri, 25 Oct 2013 14:06:04 +0000
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