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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached herand said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but didyou know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I know," said the lady,"I need both hands to hold onto thishat." "But, madam, you must knowthat your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" #teehigh
Posted on: Fri, 05 Jul 2013 12:44:42 +0000

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